Start Off To Hell

I had to make a few stops for work and had my route all planned out. I figured it would probably take me an hour to an hour at most to hit all the locations. So with my iced coffee, cell phone and keys in hand, I set off for a short trip. This is the route I had envisionsed.


But oh-HO was I so WRONG! After getting tangled up with traffic, detours and deadends, my route turned out to be like this!


I need a couple of Fukidol.